The Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland hereby announce the annexation of “No Fixed Abode” and “Address Not Known”.
Lamination Ritual at AVA | 10th March 2012
Lamination Ritual at AVA / The Dependent Art Fair
Comfort Inn, Room #602 (Queen Size Bed)
136 Ludlow St., NYC
Saturday, March 10th
Room open 12-8pm Free
Exotic Room Service Lamination Ritual at 6pm sharp
Compliments of Egnekn, Minister of Lamination and Andrea, The Enchantress of Bioluminosity
plus Lary 7, The Minister of Audiology will drop in to “tune-up” the laminator!
Be our guest, bring something to laminate, listen to The Sound of Lamination. We want to make sure your stay is comfortable. Something is Happening!
Enjoy Your Stay!
The Ministry of Dead Communications
Oyez! Oyez! Let it be known that here in Chicago, IL, USA on the 7th day of the 3rd month of 2012, the Ministry of Dead Communications was founded by Michael Esposito in the presence of Dave Knapik (the Minister of Caps, see below), Rin Burch, half a brisket sandwich and two portions of pomme frites.
The Ministry of Caps
The new website for The Ministry of Caps is now online.
The Minister, Dave Knapik, requests that you “please don appropriate headwear” before entering and adds, “All flat caps must face forward. Those choosing to turn them backwards will be denied biscuits.”
The Balalaika Orchestra performs the National Anthem | 22nd September 2011
As performed at the official inauguration of the embassy of the Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland for Moscow – 10 Nizhnaya Syromyatnicheskaya, 105120 Moscow, September 22, 2011. Performed by Vlad Badin and Danil Dasyatov.
The Kings Visit UN Building | New York City 2pm 3rd January 2012
King Michael l & King Leif l visit the UN Building, New York City, at 2pm today to investigate their application for official recognition of Elgaland-Vargaland in 1994…
Official Inauguration of the Moscow Embassy
In conjunction with the 5th International Moscow Biennial, the official inauguration of the embassy of the Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland for Moscow takes place at Artplay Design Center, 10 Nizhnaya Syromyatnicheskaya, 105120 Moscow at 19.00 on September 22, 2011
Speeches by:
His Excellency Adrian Notz, Ambassador of KREV for Zurich; His Excellency Vladimir Igoshin, Ambassador of KREV for Kaliningrad; Her Excellency Ruth Addison, Ambassador of KREV for Moscow (to be confirmed…)
Performances:
National Hymn by Balalaika Orchestra
National Hymn by legendary Membranoids
KMW Michael I will be present.
Toast with National drink. National Drink for Everybody.
National We Won’t Laminate Caps Day
Dear Kings in The Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland
We have Officially instated a new Krev Holiday called “National We Won’t Laminate Caps Day” to be celebrated each year on the 48th of June.
Upon meeting The Minister of Caps who flashed his Krev passport at me during the Lamination Ritual at Crest Hardware in Brooklyn – I immediately noted his voluptuous cap and thought about the reality of laminating the hard hat-cap I was wearing. We both spontaneously agreed that this day would NOT be a good day for laminating caps.
(All day I was stamping lamination made with my ATMOTW date stamper which I found out was set for June 48, 2011 despite the Earthly insistence of my local calendar that the day was June 18. – there for June 48 is being proposed as the Official Krevian date for the Holiday.
Do we have your blessings?
Officially Yours,
Egnekn – Minister of Lamination
in agreement with The Minister of Caps