A dinner is to be held at the Ministry of Nostalgia, London at 8pm tonight. In attendance are the UK Ambassador, the Minister of Nostalgia, the Minister of Inconsolability & Piercings, the King of Scotland, the Minister of Words, the Minister of Distressed Borders, the Minister of Astral Projection, and a new citizen, Esther Williams, is welcomed to Elgaland-Vargaland [no. 778]. The Filipina Maid will also be present. A ‘jazzed-up’ version of the National Anthem will be played by Marcus Davidson on the Minister of Nostalgia’s brand new electronic gismo.